Duty of the Watchers

There were many times when thoughts of supernatural occurrences crossed his mind. Usually it was on days like today, when the sun beat down heavily on the heads of those in the bustling town center and not one person would turn to look in his direction, everyone too busy going where they wanted to go. What was the fashion of enjoying such a beautiful summer day in the outdoors nowadays anyway? It was all grossly overrated. No, certainly it was far more interesting to run from one indoors to the next with papers or a briefcase in hand, eyes cemented to the ground where no amount of calling or coaxing could tear their eyes from their feet. It was usually after the third or fourth person who nearly knocked his suitcase over that he found himself weary of all that motion and his mind rolling back in its chair to ponder on stray thoughts that it managed to grasp. It was funny actually, that when people were hard at work, he would find himself hardly able to work. When people were stressed, he was relaxed and contemplative.

Today, Wilhelm sat reclined on a bench. He looked like one of the band of children romping around on the streets, the kind that ignored calls from their father to go back to work and instead went and practiced mock fighting or playing pranks on those he was enamored of. Except his extremely kempt clothes and messily dyed black hair said otherwise. A strange top hat, much too tall for his small head, rested in one lap, covered in belts and pouches, and a massive suitcase sat wide open on the bench beside him. His green eyes watched those that moved past behind round glasses, his face calm. A scarf and a thick jacket draped over the arm of the bench.

His eyes wandered along the people who rushed past him, finally finding peace amongst the more static objects in his field of vision. The colored flags of the kingdom of Griswold swaying lazily with the summer breeze, the cloth covered roofs of temporary merchant stalls, the tapered roofs of administrative buildings, the steepled roof of a clock tower in the distance, and finally the enormous mass of floating rock hovering just underneath the sun. It was terribly hard to see, especially with the sun glinting off of the rock as it did.

"Hey, you!"

Wilhelm didn't turn his eyes, was too far lost into his own thoughts to realize he was actually being addressed. "Did you know that the floating island of Tranquility is thought to have housed a great tree, the world tree from the myth? This tree, like the rest of nature, was exploited by mankind for it's riches and began to wither, and it was out of desperation that this tree uprooted itself and its land from the surface of the earth, bringing it to the skies where it can't be reached by the likes of us." A smile crossed his lips. "Makes you wonder, if all plants were powerful enough to simply remove itself from the land, where would we all be?"

"The hell?"

There was a sigh. "I told you he was a little loose in the head."

Wilhelm turned his head finally, locking eyes with a couple standing before him. Both were already at the peak of their youth. The female stood behind the male, looking sulkly, while the male glowered at Wilhelm with crossed arms. A light of recognition passed Wilhelm's eyes, quickly followed with a sharp return to reality. "Oh..."

"Yeah, I thought you'd recognize my wife." The man turned his head, joints cracking quite audibly. He rotated his shoulders, more cracking and set to cracking his knuckles. Each pop made Wilhelm cringe. The boy had half a mind to stand up, but there really was far too little space between the bench and where the man was standing for Wilhelm to stand comfortably.

Wilhelm managed a smile on his face, one hand reaching over to his suitcase to close the doors. "Yes, she was the kind woman I sold the balm too--"

"Damn right, she was. I'm here to get my money back."

The woman sighed, locking eyes with Wilhelm. "I'm sorry about this. My husband isn't the kind to believe in... well... things that work miracles."

"Miracles?" The man glanced back before returning his glare to Wilhelm. "I'll be damned. No such thing. All there is is hard work, sweat and blood. That's all there is." He growled.

The woman stroked the side of her face, smiling. "But it really does make my skin feel years younger."

"The hell! That's what he wants you to think! You know what that is? That's butter and oil and sheep fat, that's what it is!"

"Actually, it's the fat in a mermaid's tail, not sheep's--"

"Shut up, boy. I'm not naive enough to believe in something that doesn't exist."

"Oh hush, Greg. You haven't an ounce of romance in you."

Wilhelm found a seller's pitch beginning to bubble inside of him, but decided for his own safety's sake, he should keep it to himself. The man looked more ready to beat the crap out of him than anything else. The man bent down, bringing his face closer to Wilhelm's.

"Look here. Just because you're a kid doesn't mean you can fool me with your pretty shiny things, got it? Now give us back our money." He withdrew a circular, leather-bound container with a round top, shoving it into Wilhelm's hand.

Wilhelm took the liberty to glance over to the man's wife long enough to see that she didn't object to returning the product, which really meant that even if Wilhelm pleaded, he wouldn't get any support from her. He really was in quite a dilemma here wasn't he?

A smile spread across Wilhelm's face, lifting his hands in an effort of piece. His voice came out steady. "I really am sorry, sir, but I'm not offering refunds."

The man's eyes glinted with anger. His death-craving face was close enough for Wilhelm to feel the man's breath on his face. What a terrible expression the man had. "Well you'd better make an exception, boy."

(OOC: Leaving it off here since I don't know how to end this. *sobs* )